Well since it is apparently National Belly-Laugh Day, I thought that instead of my usual style of stream-of-consciousness blog, I’d give you my Top 10 Dog Jokes and see if I can raise a laugh (or even a smile frankly would be a good start on this miserable, wet and windy day).
So here goes:
Q. What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone?
A. A Golden Receiver!
Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A labracadabrador!
Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates?
A: Aware wolf!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A: A friend you can count on!
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?
A: A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A Collie-flower!
Q: What kind of dog likes taking a bath?
A: A Shampoodle!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
A: A cockerpoodledoo!
Q: What's a dogs favorite kind of pizza?
Q: What do you call a cross between a matador and a cute little puppy dog?
A: A Cocker Spaniard!
Well that's my Top 10 Dog Jokes. I hope you enjoyed them.
If you’re not too busy rolling around on the floor laughing, please comment with your favourite dog joke!
Hi! I'm Sam :-)